I Wish I Were Helicase...

See, it's a reference to DNA...you know what? Nevermind.

And here we go again, this time with a purified Zircon. Isn’t she cute???
I am never going to be able to make this decision, holy crap. .___.

seriousjones:

batman: come over

me: i’m busy

batman: my parents aren’t home

batman:

image

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notenoughtosurvive:

unamusedsloth:

Nude Portraits series by photographer Trevor Christensen

This is my new favorite thing

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kotakucom:

Japan’s really good at textbook doodles. More examples here.

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ratherhumeruscomics:

Rather Humerus:  A punny joke that you can replicate in class!

ratherhumeruscomics:

Rather Humerus:  A punny joke that you can replicate in class!

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sxizzor:

rhazade-waterbender:

badmoonraisin:

I am reading an essay called Male-Male Desire in Pharaonic Egypt (by Alex Clayden) which is actually pretty good

but

I just need to draw attention to this little gem of a pick-up line

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Attention, followers: you now know how to write “nice ass” in hieroglyphics.

all i ever wanted out of life tbh

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ascottlegacy:

portnowhere:

ebon hawk pvp.

omfg

ascottlegacy:

portnowhere:

ebon hawk pvp.

omfg

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bootslots:

do you ever play cards against humanity and there’s that moment where the perfect card for the hand is in your hand and you just go “my time has come” and lay it down with such grace

and then you don’t get the point

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ffractal:

sxrreal:

When I say “please don’t take a picture of me” it’s not because I’m being bitchy and stubborn, it’s because if I see that picture I will seriously feel so bad about myself and think I am the ugliest thing on earth and sink a little deeper into self consciousness and hatred.

thank you

and before anyone says anything about selfies- those are controlled photos. 

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